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Bus Dialogue

6th September 10
  • Stranger: Did you see that! That umbrella looks like the sun!
  • Me: I could do with a bit of sun today.
  • Stranger: Yes, your umbrella has a hole in it.
  • Me: So it does.
  • Stranger: (handing me, and I'm not even joking here, a whole roll of duct tape) you could use this to fix it.
  • Me: You carry duct tape in your purse?
  • Stranger: You never know when some one may need it.
  • Me: Oh. Wow.Ok.
  • Stranger: Would you like a berry Mentos?